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   .$$$$^`"  _ "'+.   ,+`" _  "'^$$$$.     SPIFF THE CHUNK@! COOLECTION#01
   $$$$%s+^`"  "^+,   :+^"  "`^+s%$$$$    =================================
   `^^`".  -      "$  .8         "'^`$
   .s+"            i  :o    (iff)    $
   $8              :  i.  .          $
   $o              .  l   ,          $
   $.              .  $  .;          $
   `.__ _  .  s +^`"  $s+"           $
   (this phontage 1o0% orig.         $    this is spiff (the chUNk). he's our
    how d0 i know it's orig?         $ badly drawn ascii mascot. spiff can
    cuz SHIT aint trendy! HA!)       $ be molded and shaped into 1001 (a
       _,_+_                         $ thousand and one) fun loveable badly
 <_\  /x. x \                        $ drawn positions. spiff (the chUNk)
   \ <`.___;/                        $ enjoys dancing, running, visits
    \ \.__./                         $ to the hospital, and smack'n up da
     \  |   \/_                      $ compotition wit a kick to da nadds.
      `.|_.+'                        $ spiFf. an ascii pr0phet? maybe.
        |                            $ here's a co0lection of funkyass
 \/     |                            l chunk scenerios. hold yo asz fo
 /"+.,_ |                            i a trip to da land o' crazzeeee..
     " "'-------;-                   :
 spiff? is that a disco dance?       .
                           ,
                           \\
        haha, looks like    \\          ..__+
      spiff got himself a    \\        /a. x \
        axe in the head  .-x-/\\       \----' >
        _\.    _________<j "x\ /   _\/  \___./
         /"+. /\     /\ \_,__.i      `+.  |                 +_,.     _.!
    _\|_ ___.y._\   /  \  "   :         "+i-----<-          /_ _\   /   \
                 _/'    \_    .           |                /  +  > <+.+  \
                 /\     /\                |    /_          `\_"_/___\--'_/
                                    _\____|_.+"\            ,' `.    _|
                       .             /                     (`-i-') ,' |\
                       .       +_.     work that          _/~"|"~ /   | \
          +_.,          `.    /   \     booty..           /\  |_.'    |  \__
  spf=>  /z.x \         .'    xX  \\                         / \|    / \ /`
         \_o_/         ;      \u__./                        /___\   ;   \
           |_______\/_ `--\\_____|                        _/     `\.     \
          /|              "      |\                       /\      /\      \
        _/ |   spiff says no     i \_
        /\ |  to drugs. he's     | /\                    spiff! stylin the
          / \ high on life      .'\                      azkee honey's eh
        _/   \_                /   \                     big guy...go spiff..
        /"   /\               /     \

                      _\/  .-+-\
                        \ < s.+ >                      +__..
           not again.. . \ \_o_/                      / x .a\
           what a goof    `. |_____/_                < '----/
                            "|     \        /         \.___/  \/_
             ___^___         |                           |  .+`
 (anvil) => /1000 kg\     .+"/                    ->-----i+"
           /________%\_.+"   "+.         /               |
                              /|\                  _\    |
                                      /`.           /"+._|____/_
                             !__.    / /                      \
                            / o.o\   |,\          he's chunk. he's
                     ,      \`.__;> .+-'          chunk. he's chunk.
         -   - - (""""|      \_ _/.+              he's in my head..
                  ""|_>--------|+"
                               |
                               |
                               |______/_
                              /       \
                            _/  carefull spiff,
                            /\  those arn't toys...

                 ___.
 competition=>  /x .X\          _!._
               /   O  >   _\/  /s   \.
         _\/   \_____/      \ < `_+  > <=spf
          "`+.     |         \ \_"__/
              "+s._|_____/_   \/______/_
                   |     \    /       \
                   |         /
                   |\_______/   ouch! take it easy there big guy..
                  / 7\      \
           _\____/    \      \
            /       _.'       \                                 (don't mind
                   "/|         \_                .                 spiff, the
                               /\            .-;----.--@!--\_     / glue tends
                                            /  . ,           \   / to make him
     well that's it for this m0Nth.        /    X      \ /    \|/_ a tad
    this bit o phunk designed and         /    / \  ,   X      \      woozy)
    writen in 1.0 (one point ohhh)        \         "  ' `  .   \
    hours by mSd of s0ap. it's             \ `._           /    /
    christmas eve. it's 12:43 at            \   `-----.--\'\  ./
    night. we;re out of egg-nog.             \+        \___/ //
    i'm going to sleep...no wait...           `-.___________./
    greets...                                     yum..
 .  jester:  don't drop the tray! :]  (huh?)
    grifter: i thought you might like this one :] (btw tell your brother NO i
 :           DON'T want to buy any drugs..jj :]
 .  prizm:   i like how you do your e's
 i  phazeone: you promised me a greet :P   ?
 $. thecrow:  if you EVEr pretend to be the cops on my board again, i swear
..$           i'll get spiff to beat yo nadds off :P
;$. the sPACk d0ods: we need a mascot too.o....hrmmm .. sk? :]
i$s iCON: wh00p..
$$% and to all the peeps i ferget, a big "yo", catcha next time..
$$$
$i$ ltz..
$:$sss s  s    s                  mr self destruct.s0ap
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SAUCE00all SPiFfEd up                     msd                 19960103ù

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